Patty the Procrastinating Potato 🥔

Patty is the ultimate couch potato—literally. She’s the master of putting things off, and she’s totally cool with it. Laundry piling up? “Eh, it can wait.” That important task? “Tomorrow’s a better day for that.” Patty’s philosophy is all about strategic resting. She’s perfect for those moments when you just need to hit pause on life and embrace doing absolutely nothing. With Patty, there’s no such thing as wasted time—just well-earned downtime.

Patty’s motto: “Why do it today when you can mash it tomorrow?”

Patty is your partner-in-crime for lazy days, when productivity is overrated and lounging is a top priority. Hug her, then take that well-deserved nap!